I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
Alien logic. SCORE 262
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
How I feel about “Fifty Shades of Grey.” SCORE 199
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Every time. SCORE 135
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Every day. SCORE 212
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
WUT? SCORE 268
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Nutella covered bacon. SCORE 201
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194