Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Every time. SCORE 123
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 344
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
No. SCORE 88
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
How the internet works. SCORE 181
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
40 years later. SCORE 121
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
