Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I GUESS SCORE 45
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
+ cry. SCORE 118
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Mama no. SCORE 51
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
*smol crunches* SCORE 38