If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
Ceiling fans. SCORE 203
Everyone is a genius SCORE 230
Loraxes love pancakes SCORE 6
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
My magic watch. SCORE 249
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 182
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Mom logic. SCORE 190
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 128
Always be yourself. SCORE 131
Never Gonna Give Them Up SCORE 5
Like a sir. SCORE 289
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
Dr. Sith SCORE 184
Every day. SCORE 108
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
How the internet works. SCORE 230
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 325
Sheldon and his lego house SCORE 11
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
Does not compute. SCORE 109
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
The Cone of Shame SCORE 14
Goldfish. SCORE 131
The weight of the Internet. SCORE 131
Trollololo. SCORE 169
