this is genius SCORE 26
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
whatever it takes SCORE 16
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
take the slide SCORE 26
all natural SCORE 22
i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 23
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
enter my what now? SCORE 27
the astley paradox SCORE 19
one is never an option SCORE 10
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
the three settings SCORE 28
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
have it their way SCORE 16
til death do us part SCORE 22
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17