The word of the puppo SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 45
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
The life of a book. SCORE 74
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Mama no. SCORE 52
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
