she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
it’s true SCORE 58
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
there were no survivors SCORE 37
Lana approves SCORE 76
i am this dog SCORE 20
the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70
he made his choice SCORE 42
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
she meant it, too SCORE 43
too late SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
5 days a week SCORE 45
i hope so! SCORE 21
teens with attitude SCORE 27
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
