finding any reason to call out of work SCORE 18
beautiful like a burrito SCORE 15
almost out of gas SCORE 11
bread duck SCORE 24
octopus study SCORE 28
i make puns to myself in an empty bathroom SCORE 30
is this place haunted? SCORE 21
awkward pet photos SCORE 27
cat’s can’t read SCORE 18
mute button for my thoughts SCORE 29
you had one job SCORE 31
childhood sports drink SCORE 25
ponder bridge SCORE 35
this is a bad pun SCORE 17
always be confident SCORE 21
cactus of forgiveness SCORE 19
you contain oceans SCORE 22
department of corrections SCORE 37
this would be helpful SCORE 45
Are you attempting to know me? SCORE 9
world’s greatest potato peeler SCORE 29
who took my glasses? SCORE 26
you can hear these stones SCORE 41
purely decorative abs SCORE 32
sparkling math SCORE 15
miserable and nice SCORE 43
let’s gogh swimming SCORE 32
heathen SCORE 53
fluffy kitten in the sunlight SCORE 31
holding on for dear life SCORE 8
the piano man SCORE 20
when twins aren’t identical SCORE 13
