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Next+time+a+blocked+number+calls+you+answer+with+these.
Next time a blocked number calls you answer with these.
SCORE 395
Reality.
Reality. SCORE 744
Uni-corn.
Uni-corn. SCORE 541
Makes+perfect+sense.
Makes perfect sense. SCORE 630
Rock%2C+Paper%2C+Scissors%2C+Lizard%2C+Spock.
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. SCORE 1208
Truth+fairy.
Truth fairy. SCORE 833
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+quiet%26%238230%3B
It’s so quiet… SCORE 283
Pure+terror.
Pure terror. SCORE 588
Just+the+Beatles.
Just the Beatles. SCORE 219
How+to+friend.
How to friend. SCORE 1391
Oh+dad%26%238230%3B
Oh dad… SCORE 551
A+lie+is+just+a+great+story%26%238230%3B
A lie is just a great story… SCORE 1380
I+am+disappoint%26%238230%3B
I am disappoint… SCORE 678
The+difference+between+regular+and+gay+marriage.
The difference between regular and gay marriage. SCORE 711
What+group+projects+teach+me.
What group projects teach me. SCORE 1154
F+my+life.
F my life. SCORE 1121
Just+a+frozen+lake.
Just a frozen lake. SCORE 232
Harry+Potter.+Shaved+Potter.
Harry Potter. Shaved Potter. SCORE 909
Good+luck.
Good luck. SCORE 866
Everything+is+better+with+chocolate%26%238230%3B
Everything is better with chocolate… SCORE 331
I+can+teleport%21
I can teleport! SCORE 1332
Scared+kitty%21
Scared kitty! SCORE 529
Heaven.
Heaven. SCORE 937
Don%26%238217%3Bt+steal.
Don’t steal. SCORE 570
How+I+think+I+look+when+I+bite+my+lip.
How I think I look when I bite my lip. SCORE 507
Please+be+troll.
Please be troll. SCORE 703
Kittens+inspired+by+kittens.
Kittens inspired by kittens. SCORE 130
No+soliciting.
No soliciting. SCORE 397
Uhhh%26%238230%3B
Uhhh… SCORE 721
COUNTDOWN%21
COUNTDOWN! SCORE 440
Dancing+otter.
Dancing otter. SCORE 135
Hipster+vs.+old+people.
Hipster vs. old people. SCORE 305
What+would+you+do%26%238230%3B
What would you do… SCORE 1158
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
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Miss+you%2C+boy.
Miss you, boy. SCORE 46
WORLD+STAARRRR
WORLD STAARRRR SCORE 31
You+had+me+in+the+first+half%26%238230%3B
You had me in the first half… SCORE 23
Yeah+you+need+to+get+out+more%26%238230%3B
Yeah you need to get out more… SCORE 41
Fire+sale+in+Orange+County%2C+CA%26%238230%3B
Fire sale in Orange County, CA… SCORE 24
Sounds+like+you%26%238217%3Bre+right+on+track.
Sounds like you’re right on track. SCORE 32
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