if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 35
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 34
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 14
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 26
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
cute winking cat SCORE 19
extreme gardening SCORE 35