Surprise me. SCORE 97
perfectly timed photos SCORE 3
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
Accuracy SCORE 130
Smart Car SCORE 3
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
What people really hear. SCORE 83
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Immature: SCORE 73
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
I’ve got my thinking cat on. SCORE 164
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Some pain never heals. SCORE 153
I am home. SCORE 3
The Interwebz SCORE 1
Dog year problems. SCORE 195
You can see me? SCORE 149
Birth control pills should be for men. SCORE 234
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
