ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Finally. SCORE 344
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Accurate. SCORE 257
