Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
The Feels SCORE 14
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
Exactly. SCORE 170
Surprise me. SCORE 134
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
You stand no chance! SCORE 162
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
After graduating top of my class SCORE 214
Oh Google. SCORE 224
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Every time. SCORE 294
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
You are so cute… SCORE 335
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Returned… SCORE 14
Basically. SCORE 171
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
Where they are now… SCORE 30
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
