How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Finally. SCORE 344
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
