Once upon a time there was a wonderful place called “Murica. SCORE 10
Support time travel SCORE 172
Those who are responsible for promoting the anti-vaccine movement. SCORE 11
When rappers brag about being rich… SCORE 146
The full house house SCORE 134
The shower curtain was too long. SCORE 127
Mushrooms. SCORE 12
Nutmeg SCORE 249
Greenhouse staircase SCORE 15
Lunch time!!! SCORE 10
Always on guard. SCORE 12
Potassium! Potassium! SCORE 255
How daylight savings time should work. SCORE 247
I’m definitely trying this SCORE 144
Microwaves need this option SCORE 172
The first guy who ever heard a parrot speak. SCORE 150
I wouldn’t even question it. SCORE 161
Well, that went well SCORE 12
Bulletproof vests SCORE 144
This Easter get them a baby chick SCORE 125
Ducks do it too! SCORE 16
Dead vs. stupid SCORE 146
Fat SCORE 11
Scumbag UPS SCORE 111
Elections. SCORE 221
Whale saves free diver SCORE 196
…and that’s how I set the speed record SCORE 13
Suspicious flashlight SCORE 17
3 things that don’t work. SCORE 11
My $1000 TV stand SCORE 222
When cats are sad SCORE 173
Classical music. SCORE 220