How to jump start your kitty. SCORE 150
How to troll Halloween. SCORE 191
Oprah for president. SCORE 239
Morgan Freeman did an Obama commercial… SCORE 214
Oddly touching. SCORE 345
Whenever I have a problem SCORE 170
Surprise smooching. SCORE 100
I’m in the middle of nowhere. SCORE 116
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
How dinosaurs really went extinct. SCORE 95
Cats are jerks. SCORE 105
Baby burrito. SCORE 119
Typing out “Yeah.” SCORE 130
Crazy cat lady costume. SCORE 118
Magic… SCORE 151
Love is with the heart, not the eyes SCORE -3
Long distance relationships are hard. SCORE 216
One Direction SCORE -14
When you see your photo on your ID card. SCORE 133
When you wave to someone and they don’t see you. SCORE 174
Lazy costume ideas for your cat. SCORE 75
We have to go back! SCORE 185
The udder pitcher. SCORE 118
Does not compute. SCORE 180
Sylvester Stallone in First Blood. SCORE 45
Every episode of The Walking Dead. SCORE 137
Scumbag toddlers. SCORE 125
Why I can’t eat eggs. SCORE 213
The killer whale personal submarine. SCORE 232
I’m looking for Kristen Stewart. SCORE 196
STAHP IT HUUMAN. SCORE 169
Faith in humanity, waning. SCORE 253