i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
help, i woke up SCORE 32
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
a true work of art SCORE 13
muggle born SCORE 14
no SCORE 23
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
