How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Like a boss. SCORE 288
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
A hamster in a hard hat, that is all. SCORE 91
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 157
I’m not a procrastinator… SCORE 101
From the hippos’ perspective. SCORE 235
When I hear a mosquito in my room. SCORE 110
Behind the scenes of Harry Potter. SCORE 460
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 89
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 54
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
Om nom… Wait… SCORE 60
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Getting older. SCORE 142
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 122
Perks of being an English major SCORE 176
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Substitute teachers. SCORE 209
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Like a boss. SCORE 222
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 63
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
