Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
My life SCORE 113
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Colorblind. SCORE 136
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Group projects. SCORE 149
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Germans. SCORE 3
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Time. SCORE 133
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
When you see it. SCORE 5
Words to live by SCORE 16
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Loki. SCORE 152
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Claus Enough SCORE 7
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Loud music. SCORE 14