Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Food for thoug SCORE 26
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 12
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
The one true science SCORE 32
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
This kid lives. SCORE 41
There’s always one… SCORE 29
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32