this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
*instructions unclear* SCORE 24
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
there has to be balance SCORE 36
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
oh nO SCORE 51
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
barts beware SCORE 10
i meannnnn SCORE -2
i said what i said SCORE 30
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
the most important preference SCORE 25
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20