At my funeral. SCORE 218
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The Twortle SCORE 142
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Same thing… SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 287
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Accurate. SCORE 146
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Now kiss… SCORE 115
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The power of barking SCORE 18
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
2pactopus SCORE 113
