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Abort+mission%21
SCORE 154
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+a+joke.
It’s not a joke. SCORE 28
There%26%238217%3Bs+something+different+about+you%26%238230%3B
There’s something different about you… SCORE 21
Second+in+command
Second in command SCORE 33
Hello%2C+old+fried.
Hello, old fried. SCORE 20
The+Algerian+desert+looks+Martian.
The Algerian desert looks Martian. SCORE 28
Drift+wood+comes+in+all+shapes+and+sizes%26%238230%3B
Drift wood comes in all shapes and sizes… SCORE 27
She%26%238217%3Bs+been+watching+too+much+Breaking+Bad.
She’s been watching too much Breaking Bad. SCORE 14
%26%238230%3Bcausing+violence+since+the+dawn+of+humanity
…causing violence since the dawn of humanity SCORE 25
Get+to+work%2C+Elijah%21
Get to work, Elijah! SCORE 35
At+least+he%26%238217%3Bs+doing+his+research%26%238230%3B
At least he’s doing his research… SCORE 16
Be+safe+out+there.
Be safe out there. SCORE 15
Fake+it+till+you+make+it
Fake it till you make it SCORE 26
Stop+snoring+Dave%26%238230%3B
Stop snoring Dave… SCORE 24
Have+you+seen+my+toy%3F
Have you seen my toy? SCORE 32
Open+door+policy.
Open door policy. SCORE 29
%26%238230%3Bshort+and+stout.
…short and stout. SCORE 25
ASMR+is+overrated.
ASMR is overrated. SCORE 25
The+%26%238216%3Bscream%26%238217%3B+on+the+wings+of+a+butterfly.
The ‘scream’ on the wings of a butterfly. SCORE 29
Sitting+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+be+hard.
Sitting doesn’t have to be hard. SCORE 20
The+future+is+now.
The future is now. SCORE 28
She+printed+out+the+DMs.+RIP+In+Peace.
She printed out the DMs. RIP In Peace. SCORE 22
%2Aturns+water+on%2A
*turns water on* SCORE 21
Stop+talking+about+me%26%238230%3B
Stop talking about me… SCORE 21
Frojo+will+delivr+the+ring%26%238230%3B
Frojo will delivr the ring… SCORE 25
The+vino+overfloweth.
The vino overfloweth. SCORE 28
The+debt+has+been+paid%26%238230%3B
The debt has been paid… SCORE 35
Carved+out+of+a+single+rock
Carved out of a single rock SCORE 38
I+should+get+a+boat.
I should get a boat. SCORE 26
That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B+genius.
That’s… genius. SCORE 19
Tech+Security+Expert+forgets+to+turn+off+his+twitter+location+when+trying+to+evade+the+law+in+his+ultra-secure+facility.
Tech Security Expert forgets to turn off his twitter location when trying to evade the law in his ultra-secure facility. SCORE 23
Where+Park+Rangers+Hang+Their+Hats
Where Park Rangers Hang Their Hats SCORE 21
Fact++checked+by+the+devil.
Fact checked by the devil. SCORE 27
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Poor+Cas%21
Poor Cas! SCORE 269
That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3Bthat%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+Golden+Girls+theme+song%26%238230%3B
That’s…that’s not the Golden Girls theme song… SCORE 6
What%3F+THE+DOCTOR+is+Evolving%21
What? THE DOCTOR is Evolving! SCORE 178
You+have+two+choices.
You have two choices. SCORE 161
Saved+by+some+coins.
Saved by some coins. SCORE 247
Results+of+self+diagnosis+on+the+web.
Results of self diagnosis on the web. SCORE 93
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