Scientist: *holds back evil laughter* I swear it was an accident. SCORE 50
I never win the argument SCORE 30
They really should have expected this. SCORE 51
Naruto Cheeto SCORE 20
Remind me tomorrow SCORE 32
One of these days I’ll remember my password. Just not today. SCORE 30
You might call it an umbrella corporation SCORE 44
I’ll be there for you SCORE 47
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 40
Still can’t get past his CGI upper lip SCORE 29
Did humanity learn nothing from the Terminator franchise??? SCORE 27
It almost worked, too SCORE 41
Netflix needs this option SCORE 47
Adorably enraged SCORE 37
Unless it’s the deer SCORE 22
Food Fighters SCORE 11
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
I could watch that screensaver for hours SCORE 52
Lickie stickie SCORE 25
Wrong number SCORE 36
No one needs seven dogs SCORE 28
When the typo just makes it worse SCORE 31
Shoulda, coulda, woulda SCORE 39
Tattoos are a lifetime commitment SCORE 46
I prayed for this SCORE 26
Medical degree by Google SCORE 64
Ratwurst SCORE 61
I’m listening SCORE 43
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
Can we keep him, mom? SCORE 58
Some doors are built differently SCORE 29