happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
tell me when to stop SCORE 53
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
how could you, son? SCORE 41
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
honey nut cinnamon toast lucky fruit loops SCORE 39
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
why does everything make me angry? SCORE 37
like that! SCORE 53
ask me about my plants SCORE 49
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
horny bbq SCORE 30
they blocked my number SCORE 16
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
dreaming of fame SCORE 37
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
i want to squash his face SCORE 46
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
genius SCORE 26
porn title SCORE 39
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
the hot dog i ate for breakfast SCORE 49
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
rowboatcop SCORE 26
just not as good SCORE 35