An eerie look into our future. SCORE 41
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Detachable Titties SCORE 121
Heartbreak SCORE 109
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
Oh dear SCORE 109
a stealthy rascal boy SCORE 73
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
And here we go. SCORE 64
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
GIMME SCORE 116
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 79
Jesse, its time to cook! SCORE 130
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
Ouch. SCORE 63
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
When someone denies your hug. SCORE 61
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
CBS at its finest SCORE 158
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 122
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
My older brother SCORE 62
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162