being honest during a job interview SCORE 25
day trading expert SCORE 27
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
wake up exhausted SCORE 26
elementary school erasers SCORE 40
if you’re cold, they’re cold SCORE 12
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
no body cares if you play wordle SCORE 19
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
scooby doo at/at SCORE 11
touch the cactus SCORE 29
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
they’re definitely barking during his next meeting SCORE 43
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
the dog may be happy, but the cat in the background… SCORE 31
to get ice cream or commit a felony SCORE 31
that’s a pomegranate SCORE 41
i love you in german SCORE 19
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
third red light in a row SCORE 18
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
failing at therapy SCORE 19
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
please turn to page 69 SCORE 25
most cats wear baby sizes SCORE 38
cats sit on your chest to heal you SCORE 29