Bang! SCORE 194
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Birthdays… SCORE 11
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
step brothers SCORE 2
Num num num num SCORE 5
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Truth. SCORE 183
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
BROFIST SCORE -2
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Run for your life SCORE 218