Lasagna. SCORE 9
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Buddies. SCORE 18
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Words. SCORE 200
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
Jerk! SCORE 124
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Dear God. SCORE 119
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19