Agent T SCORE 260
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Doing dips. SCORE 132
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Water is wet SCORE 26
Thriller. SCORE 137
quiet fives SCORE -3
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
What torture. SCORE 190
No officer… SCORE 146
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
This is my song! SCORE 90
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
government logic SCORE 11
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
That’s a valid point SCORE 252