A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Hello fren. SCORE 27
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26