Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Buddies. SCORE 18
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
They are on the Same Weekend SCORE 137
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
Lasagna. SCORE 9
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Words. SCORE 200
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Jerk! SCORE 124
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Dear God. SCORE 119
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169