Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Awkward SCORE 69
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Good boi summer SCORE 75
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Same… SCORE 53
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
easy money SCORE 29
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The obvious answer SCORE 26
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 34
