Are we not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? SCORE 28
Do not actually kiss the snails. SCORE 24
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times… SCORE 19
What is it with Debrah’s, anyway. SCORE 31
When you put it like that… SCORE 25
Guys paint a cow for Tiger King photoshoot SCORE 22
Jellie will promote the wireless spectrum. SCORE 22
The boys still need to eat! SCORE 33
North American Cryptids SCORE 13
Xi Jinping parades with his army, 2013 SCORE 20
Plenty homo. SCORE 23
I co-sponsored the damn bill, bud. SCORE 34
And that just about sums our day… SCORE 26
Cursed kebab SCORE 32
The royal bedding has been spoken for. SCORE 29
Stay safe out there. SCORE 26
What cost indeed… SCORE 21
Take your money elsewhere! SCORE 22
Sir Isaac Newton’s apple tree under which he supposedly came up with the theory of gravity; over 350 years old and still growing today at his birthplace, the Woolsthorpe Manor in England. SCORE 24
Let’s just all go back to pretending… SCORE 26
Would you look at that… SCORE 19
doc.exe is impressed. SCORE 15
Disinfected flaps are a 2020 thing. SCORE 22
Does Mr. Cena look like he makes accidents? SCORE 16
The mightiest mouse SCORE 25
It’s not even over… SCORE 21
Respect. SCORE 31
Lions and tigers and pandemics, oh my. SCORE 22
This book is not great… SCORE 20
These Belgian canaries have nice hairdos SCORE 23
This T-shirt’s tag has a bio of the guy who stitched the shirt SCORE 30
The many perils of Zoom SCORE 27
