growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
self esteam issues SCORE 26
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
*just in case SCORE 27
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
she really gets me SCORE 13
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
5, obviously SCORE 38
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
she’s the one SCORE 1
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
parental support SCORE 22
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
it adds so much sass SCORE 22