All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Discuss. SCORE -25
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Ladies… SCORE 158
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296