every segment on the news SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 21
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
zero traction SCORE 11
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i like bananas SCORE 9
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
did i stutter? SCORE 12
accidental beauty SCORE 31
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
cats find a way SCORE 23
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
we dare you SCORE 10
