realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
til death do us part SCORE 22
boom SCORE 11
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
have it their way SCORE 16
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
fancy af SCORE 10
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
therapy burn SCORE 28
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
the astley paradox SCORE 19
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
all natural SCORE 22
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 10
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
whatever it takes SCORE 16
enter my what now? SCORE 27
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
not a high success rate SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9