I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
How people see me. SCORE 233
All the Navies! SCORE 172
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I love you. SCORE 20
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 199
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Please be troll. SCORE 230
How marriage works. SCORE 66
a song about quarks! feat. Hank from side show by vlog SCORE 10
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Friends. SCORE 213
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
Accurate. SCORE 257
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
New books. SCORE 200
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
