and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
whatever it takes SCORE 16
therapy burn SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 22
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
this is genius SCORE 26
the astley paradox SCORE 19
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
one is never an option SCORE 10
all natural SCORE 22
dreams are fun SCORE 28
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
not a high success rate SCORE 25
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
have it their way SCORE 16
enter my what now? SCORE 27
