corks are for quitters SCORE 46
noobs SCORE 26
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
Don’t try again SCORE 41
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
scary everything SCORE 33
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
Ant acid SCORE 30
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Plants SCORE 43
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
Dad is on his way! SCORE 33
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
Literally a duck SCORE 9
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
