Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
When someone denies your hug. SCORE 61
new girlfriend? SCORE 78
Favorite roommate SCORE 80
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
a stealthy rascal boy SCORE 73
Cats do make sense. SCORE 120
Shrek is Love SCORE 91
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
I’ll never have a family of my own SCORE 79
MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Ouch. SCORE 63
My older brother SCORE 62
CBS at its finest SCORE 158
Detachable Titties SCORE 121
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Roboof SCORE 66
Jesse, its time to cook! SCORE 130
Cash me outside. SCORE 56
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 122
Oh dear SCORE 109
identical twins cribs SCORE 108
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 151
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 79
Heartbreak SCORE 109
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162