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It's a terrible cycle. SCORE 112
Hello friendly traveller! SCORE 191
Why women live longer than men SCORE 88
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You're doing it right. SCORE 265
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Never moon a werewolf. SCORE 181
The Batman we deserve SCORE 93
How I feel about expensive seafood restaurants. SCORE 239
Cereal SCORE 137
Sometimes I Wonder If I Spoil The Cat SCORE 83
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The Defibrillator Toaster SCORE 250
Hot dogs or legs? SCORE 421
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The best side of the moon. SCORE 140
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End of the world confessions. SCORE 286
I'm not even mad SCORE 186
Mine... SCORE 169
Locked out SCORE 254
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