The hair of the girls from Harry Potter. SCORE 292
Whenever I haven’t checked my email in a few days. SCORE 131
All part of the plan… SCORE 154
A letter to a ranger. SCORE 337
A dog’s life. SCORE 210
Silly Effie. SCORE 233
Meanwhile, in Idaho. SCORE 153
When freedom drives to work. SCORE 140
The truth about worry. SCORE 153
‘Murica. SCORE 136
Welcome to the future. SCORE 262
The cutest fox. SCORE 187
A box of cats. SCORE 91
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 174
You didn’t spit in it, did you?! SCORE -2
My life as a student in college. SCORE 240
Pretty much the same thing… SCORE 204
A hero. SCORE 511
My answer to Google Glass. SCORE 68
Not a bad idea, actually. SCORE 376
Humpty Dumpty problems. SCORE 228
Jim Carrey on fame and riches. SCORE 196
I have a sloth. SCORE 110
My parents vs. old people vs. boys my age SCORE 383
Maximum derp. SCORE 143
Places Pomeranians don’t belong. SCORE 198
Get in loser, we’re going shopping! SCORE 154
So Delicious SCORE -252
Alarm clocks… SCORE 183
Watch out Abe! SCORE 244
Like a boss. SCORE 129
A few popular pug dance moves. SCORE 38