I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
A dogs life. SCORE 134
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Every time. SCORE 135
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Every day. SCORE 212
WUT? SCORE 268
Conundrum. SCORE 210
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Know the difference. SCORE 194
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
Glam rock. SCORE 157
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 308
What “meow” means. SCORE 300