Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Riddle me this SCORE 80
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
So distraught SCORE 77
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Ice cave in Iceland during sunset SCORE 89
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Overpopulation SCORE 91