When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Trollololo! SCORE 151
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Now kiss… SCORE 115
Burn!!! SCORE 1
2pactopus SCORE 113
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Dealing with children… SCORE 30
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 287
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
The Twortle SCORE 142
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Oh. Dis my favorite part. SCORE 276
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Same thing… SCORE 21