unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
important psa SCORE 44
must pet the pet SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
pebble and roll SCORE 65
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
cats always come first SCORE 27
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
there were no survivors SCORE 37
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
5 days a week SCORE 45
so true SCORE 37
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
too late SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
