There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Every night. SCORE 220
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Forever and always SCORE 0
The best lesson Disney can give. SCORE 122
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
This generation. SCORE 265
How to troll. SCORE 181
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Like a boss. SCORE 302
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Likely. SCORE 177
Karma. SCORE 236
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Dexter cupcakes. SCORE 171
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179