Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Poor Pluto. SCORE 262
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
Delivering a package. SCORE 233
The Cookie Monster strikes again. SCORE 194
Do you think cats know that they’re jerks? SCORE 143
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
First place! SCORE 95
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
Home sweet home. SCORE 151
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Obvious. SCORE 349
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Distractions. SCORE 192
Wake up in the morning feeling like: SCORE 305
Midnight snack. SCORE 183
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Words. SCORE 293
I will kill you with my bear hands! SCORE 262
Hipster hospital. SCORE 150
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192